Are you kidding me??
1) What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
2) Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
3) He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?
4) What do you serve that you can't eat?
5) Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
6) Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
7) Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
8) What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
9) What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
10) Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?